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Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Researchers are starting to untangle the links between cognitive processes, emotion regulation, and depression - PsyPost

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

They say that the Democrats media is able to gaslight their ignorant followers. How true is that, and is the fact that Democrats have echoed that Jan 6th was worse than 9/11 or Pearl Harbor proof of that, via gaslighting their ignorant followers?

Another attempt resulted in ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

‘We tried and it didn’t work out’: CDPR co-founder says it shouldn’t stray from AAA open-world RPGs - Video Games Chronicle

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

I Used to Dread Taking Creatine—Then I Found These Gummies - The Daily Beast

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Next, they tried...

How did you become popular in school?

No go.

No, not a chance

Still no good

What is the attitude of the Swedish people towards sending soldiers to Ukraine to fight for the freedom of Europe?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Who's your celebrity crush?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How the Indiana Pacers Spun Style Into Substance - The Ringer

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?

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